Dear Mr. Mangidiot:
Thank you for giving us wide receiver Braylon Edwards today. I didn’t think that Wesleyan University produced morons, but I see that they have now produced at least one. I expect that by this time next week when I look up the word IGNORAMUS on Wikipedia, that you will be cited in the definition.
Sure Edwards is a ticking time bomb waiting to go off. But if he can do a Plaxico and bring us a Superbowl before he loses it, I’ll take it.
Just to show you that all New Yorkers aren't without class, I would like to give you my best thoughts and wishes.
Best wishes, and I hope you are eternally miserable.
Sincerely,
Mark Foster (Jets fan no matter what)
Thank your Mark for that superbly written letter.----------
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